December 2-4, 2016
Inverloch, on the south-east coast of Victoria, just to the east of Port Phillip and Westernport bays and about 140K from Melbourne, is a delightfully small coastal holiday resort, with a resident population of about 5,000.This doubles during the summer holiday season and on ‘long weekends’. Over the March Labour Day weekend, there is a very successful and enjoyable Jazz Festival, at which the bands play mostly traditional jazz. There is very little industry in the area, other than those that service the tourist trade; and agricultural activities, including cattle and wineries. There are, of course, many rental holiday apartments, cafes, touristy shops, a couple of pubs, and caravan parks. We stayed for a few days at the Inverloch Foreshore Camping Ground, which is owned by the local council, but managed by the managers of the adjacent Big 4 Caravan Park. One of the main features of the Foreshore Camping Ground is that is caters exclusively for travelling caravans and campers—-there are no permanent on-site vans or cabins—-which gives it a much more open and relaxed feel. At the moment, it is less than 10% full, this being just before the main holiday season. There were a few groups of caravans and tents, perhaps being family groups, or perhaps some clubs. But there was plenty of space and it was all very quiet. The toilet facilities were as clean as any we have experienced, and entry to them is controlled by a plastic wrist band with some embedded programmable electronic device, to prevent non-campers, and there were many of them on the beaches, using the facilities. As its name suggests, The Foreshore is right there—on the foreshore, with only a shrub-cladded sand dune between the park and the beaches of Anderson Inlet.

Anderson Inlet, named after the Anderson brothers who were the first Europeans to settle in this part of the world, is formed as the estuary of the Tarwin River. For the most part, it is a very shallow inlet—one can paddle out for about 200m, and not get your shorts wet—-but it does have the main channel of the Tarwin running through it, and the position of the channel is constantly changing, sometimes near the Inverloch side, and at other times, way across toward the Venus Bay side. At the moment, it starts the other side, take a broad sweep across toward Inverloch, and then sweeps further off and out into the sea. We have been visiting here for over 40 years, and we have never seen so much sand exposed on this side for many years, but no doubt in a few years it will be different again. The inlet is very popular with fishing enthusiasts, both boaties and beach fishers. It is also popular with the kite-surfers, kayakers, and small dingy sailors, and there have been a few of those dreadful jet-ski boats out as well. But all in all, it is a very quiet and pleasant place to be.
We were camping for the first time since Ann had her new knees a couple of years ago. Having recently been to Mallacoota with our camping friends (but not camping there—we rented a house), we thought we would have another go at camping just to see how we went, and not wishing to drive too far, decided on Inverloch as it is only a couple of hours from home. We arrived about mid-afternoon on Friday, and soon had the tent up. It takes only a few minutes to erect the basic tent, then a little longer to erect the annexe, and then ages to get all the small bits and pieces installed. Not the least of these is the electric cabling—so necessary for Ann’s piece of medical equipment, but also for all those other necessities of camping, the laptop computers, recharging the I-pad, two mobile phones and the dongle for Wi-Fi and internet access. Can’t possibly go away without them! Then there is the fridge, the kettle and the toaster. No slumming it for us. Our camper has a very well appointed kitchen, including a kitchen sink and gas stove, and that most essential item, a balloon whisk!

We had a good walk along the sand toward Screw Creek. When we first arrived in Australia in 1971, I fished in Screw Creek alongside my

father, and we always caught a few bay trout and silver trevally. One time, further upstream in the creek, we caught the biggest black bream I have ever seen. I think it was one of the children, then aged three and six, who cast in, only a few centimetres into the water. The bream took off across the creek, and it took more than 10 minutes to reel it in. I doubt there has been a larger fish caught since, even though the creek is one part of the inlet that appears not to have changed a bit! We decided not to walk further on this first evening, and returned to the tent for a chargrilled steak for dinner. We were surprised how cold it got on that first evening, and not having used the tent for a while, nor properly airing it before we went to bed, we froze. But getting up at 3.00am for a necessary toilet trip, we were rewarded for the cold night by the most glorious show of the Milky Way imaginable. Not a cloud in the sky, crystal-clear air, and starlight you could almost read by. Brilliant! And very much worth enduring the cold trip to the loo!

On Saturday, daughter Helen and her partner Dragan came from Melbourne to spend the day with us; and my sister Wendy and her husband and younger son also paid us a short visit. We had a lovely day. Whilst some sat around talking, Dragan and I drove around the area looking for somewhere nice to fish. On the way, we called into the Desalination Plant near Wonthaggi. Controversially built at great expense, Victorians are paying about a million dollars a day for it, and so far, two years after its completion, not a drop of water has entered the system! But I have to admit it is a magnificent building from an architectural point of view. Far from being a blot on the coastal landscape, as many feared it would be, it is almost invisible, blending very well into the sand dunes, and with its roof a living plantation of local vegetation.

The fishing proved to be mixed. I caught the most fish, six, to Dragan’s one. But mine were all small toadfish, whilst Dragan’s was a very nice silver trevally. (but still not quite big enough to eat!). So failing to catch suitable fish for dinner, we had to make do with the prawns I had brought frozen from home, cooked to perfection in a mild chilli sauce, served with rice and caramelised bok choi. After dinner, our guests departed and we took another stroll along the beach before turning in for a very good night’s sleep.
Sunday morning began warm, and the temperature rose as quickly as the sun did, reaching the low 30s by mid-day. It was also very humid, and not really very pleasant at all.

It was necessary to find a shady spot which also had a bit of breeze, which we did, and where I started this blog. But before it got too hot, we did walk through the bush to Screw Creek, over the bridge, and past the bench erected in memory of my sister’s late father-in-law. The bench was originally located near the beach on the western side of the township, but was relocated to its present position when erosion of the beach threatened to wash the bench into the sea. Our walk then took us to the top of Townsend Bluff, which commands great views of the inlet, both inland and toward the ocean.

One interesting legend of the area involves Screw Creek. Legend has it that many years ago, (probably as long ago as defined by the Once upon a time start of fairy stories!) a bloodthirsty pirate secretly dropped anchor in the then much deeper Anderson Inlet, and took chests of his plunder, comprising gold and diamonds, up Screw Creek and buried all his treasure somewhere in the bush along the banks. Many people have tried digging for it, but thus far, nothing has been found. Well, that is the story as told to me by my late father. However, a quick internet search revealed several other versions, one of which appears to hold some truth, as there was a well-documented theft in which gold coins did go missing; some were found, and a man went to prison for it! If you are interested, click on this link http://www.oddhistory.com.au/gippsland/buried-treasures/ and it will take you to an interesting site, which details three stories. Interestingly, one of the stories includes a reference to the house at Tarwin Lower from which the ‘Lady of the Swamp’ went missing, presumed murdered!

We did walk up into town, just for a cold beer, and for the exercise. There is not a lot to the main town, just a couple of pubs, a couple of bakeries, a few cafés, a chemists, a few clothes shops and gift shops, a sports/fishing tackle shop, a couple of ‘op-shops’ and a supermarket—-which is really all a small sea-side town needs. But it is very relaxed and a pleasure to walk around—-when it is not to hot and sticky!

As the Sunday afternoon weather became hotter and stickier, with a sky that looked a bit stormy, I checked the BOM site on the computer. Lo and behold, there was an urgent ‘severe weather warning’ for the whole of Gippsland. Damaging winds, torrential rain and flood warnings. That was all we needed. So many times have we left campsites in the rain, and had to put the tent up to dry off when we got home, that we decided on the spot to decamp and head home. So, at about 5.00pm, we started the packing up. It was hot and sticky, and the sky looked very threatening, so we worked very fast. So fast in fact that I had packed everything into the car, including the fridge and other large stuff into the back, before I realised that I had forgotten to retrieve the tow-ball from the spare wheel well in the boot! Bugger! I removed some of the stuff, thinking that perhaps I could lift the cover just enough to get my hand in and retrieve the tow ball, leaving the fridge in situ. I got my right hand in OK, but trying to hold up the fridge and other stuff with the left hand proved to be a kilogram or so too much, and having got the ball into my hand, I was rather like the monkey trying to get the reward out of the coconut shell, and couldn’t retrieve my hand with, or without, the ball! After much swearing, I did get both hand and ball out, and eventually got the ball onto the tow-bar. We left the trailer in the park and went to the pub for some dinner before leaving Inverloch. But there was nothing on the menu that either of us fancied, so we went to the nearby pizza place, and both of us enjoyed really excellent pizzas. Then it was back to the camping ground, hook up the trailer, and away to Melbourne. During the packing up, both Ann and I were savagely attacked by mozzies and sand flies, and on the way home, my right wrist throbbed from the exertions of trying to retrieve the tow-ball without removing the fridge first, and my ankles itched worse than I have ever known, despite plastering them with anti-itch lotions and potions. Ann fared even worse, with her bites developing into blisters as big as half-walnut shells, necessitating a trip to the doctor the following day. To add insult to the injuries, when I got up on Monday morning and checked the BOM site, I discovered that they had actually cancelled the severe weather warning later on Sunday night, and we could have stayed another day and still got home with a dry tent. Such are the joys of camping!
Will we go camping again? Probably, but I’m not sure when or where that might be!


































































